blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

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heyeverythingfuckyou:

Andrew Jackson Jihad - I Am So Mad At You

"And I just can’t shake the feeling that I’ll be alone forever
please tell me that’s not the case

So I will go look for things I find important
and qualities that are unique
and traits I find attractive in other people”

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